I found this joke and it cracked me up. You go rabbi!


A priest and a rabbi accidentally crashed into each other so badly that both of their cars became completely destroyed. When they managed to crawl out of the wrecks the rabbi thought they should celebrate their survival with a bottle of wine that, like a sign from God, hade survived the car crash too.

He gave the priest the bottle and the priest took some deep gulps. When it was the rabbi’s turn, he immediately put the cork back on.

“Aren’t you going to take some?” the priest asked with a puzzled voice.

“No,” said the rabbi. “I think I’ll wait until the police arrives.”

This I just have to try


RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, WMP, etc. on shuffle
2. For each question, press next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. AFTER, YOU MUST TAG AT LEAST 5!!!


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Heaven


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Just can't get enough


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
My own prison


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
In your eyes


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Russians


WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Tainted Love


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Cuban Necktie


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
All Fantastic Images

WHAT IS 2+2?
Papercut


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Life is like a boat


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Listen


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Remedy


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
When your gone


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Can't get enough of you baby


WHAT WILL YOU TO DANCE AT YOUR WEDDING?
One night in Bankok


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Strange Love


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Guilty Conscience



WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Hey Stoopid


WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Where do I hide?


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Figured you out


WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Madness


I tag: Whoever =3
And my Lord, it was fun #^-^#

Tagged/Stole from: alleyoops777