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When there is hunger, why not eat the feast???

Sat Aug 1, 2009, 3:58 AM
If the dragon is always hungry, why doesn’t he eat the princess? Why does he keep her in that tower until old age and leathery joints ruins the taste of her? Why is there never a prince in that tower? Are only females eatable, or is the dragon race full if sexists?

Are dragon male-haters, just like my mother? Is my mother, in fact, a dragon? o_O¨¨

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:iconhellsangel13:
because the writers who wrote those tales are men so men are sexist! we women should write our own!:D
:icondevilofdarkness2:
lol ah very good question. One as old as timeand yet still not answered. You should totally write a story of a prince in a dragons castle that has to be rescued by a knight. I'd so be all over that :D

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"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr." ~ Sheldon's "Soft Kitty" song, The Big Bang Theory
:iconavernion:
Lol, I am thinking about it, but not for AFF. I'm thinking about writing a childrens book and when I was chewing ideas :chew: , these thoughts popped up. Laugh. I can see the knight trying to rescue a princes of old age, a prince or something else absurde, but I feel like I need to work on it a bit more. :onfire:

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I do it for the fairies, so it counts as a greater good. So what if your car is trashed and your house left in ashes. Dont complain now. Think of the fairies!
:iconavernion:
Lol, they sure are and we sure should! In fact, I am working on it right now ;P

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I do it for the fairies, so it counts as a greater good. So what if your car is trashed and your house left in ashes. Dont complain now. Think of the fairies!
:icondevilofdarkness2:
Hey, a kids book. That'd be cool. Can't wait to see what you come up with. You are planning on sharing it once you write it, right? :eager:

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"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr." ~ Sheldon's "Soft Kitty" song, The Big Bang Theory
:iconavernion:
Lol, yeah. Ha ha. Sure :XD: I would have to translate it though ^^ You know, I have actually already send in a story to a publisher. That would also be a kids book. I'll know in September if my stuff is wanted or not. I'm a bit nervous :B

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I do it for the fairies, so it counts as a greater good. So what if your car is trashed and your house left in ashes. Dont complain now. Think of the fairies!
:icondevilofdarkness2:
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting English isn't your first language. You write it so well that I don't even think about it. Really!? Holy crap you're going to have to tell me how that goes. I give you all the luck that I have that it'll get published :tighthug: :heart:

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"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr." ~ Sheldon's "Soft Kitty" song, The Big Bang Theory

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